Sunday, December 22, 2013

CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM THE PHOENIX WALMART ~ caveat emptor

An oil change, repair spare tire and check air pressure in the outer right rear dully was what we asked for.  What we got was our Christmas present from Walmart.

My internet buddy Andy  http://www.myoldrv.com/?p=1679  refers to what I call "half assed" as 80% ers.  An Andy'ism, "One of the problems with this country is lowered expectations. I deal with it everyday with employees and vendors. 80% effort seems to be enough to get by — and they always have a most excellent excuse."  I totally agree.

The bright bulb that drove the rig out of the bay "just assumed" the door was all the way up.  Let me tell you an exploding air conditioner shroud makes a BIG noise.  Of course he was sorry, after-all he'll no doubt be in an unemployment line next week. 

Co-manager arrives, fills out half of an accident form, leaves and returns with Big Cheese manager to sooth the customers feathers.  Quote manager, "We give the claim to our insurance company and it's out of our hands."  WHAT?  The manager doesn't know her employer  Walmart doesn't have an insurance company, they are self insured.  I stayed gentle, almost calm, keeping Big Cheese on track for reimbursement of a new unit and making sure they knew these old folks would hang to this like a dog does a meaty bone. She ceased her gooey cooing after my first bark and settled down to brass tacks..

Tire pressures on checkout bill read 35 PSI.  I found the guy that entered the bogus readings (should have read 80 PSI.) and requested he bring his hose back out and *do it again.*  Not even close to 80% on this one, Andy. Get this, the same guy that clipped the AC told me, "Just because the tire manufacture says 80 PSI doesn't mean you should fill it full"  After I almost yelled, "WHAT," he backed down and continued up another alley, "Must be this damn air pressure gauge is reading wrong, I'll tell the guys so no one else has a problem."  I suggested he use that little thing in his shirt pocket called a tire pressure gauge. "Oh no, 80 pounds would blow it right up, it only goes to 75."   I give, shake my head and walk around the rig "sounding" the tires with a rubber mallet.

Icing on the cake:  The crew fixed the spare but forgot to put it back in the bay.  Darn good thing Jackie asked if they fixed it when we were no more than a block from the shop.

Store manager, co-manager and automotive bay workers.
Adios and Caveat Emptor

We found a mobile repair guy Parker, AZ that will replace the AC but WOULD NOT agree to have anything to do with Walmart. He said, "It took me 7 months and $175 worth of attorney's fees to get   paid on my last go-round with Walmart.  So, it's cash on the barrel-head at completion (This Tuesday, with luck.) and we'll be the ones duking it out with Wallyworld.
$1,060.00




2 comments:

Andy said...


Bastards! :) I take it the mashed the AC as well?

Richard Boyd said...

Naw, not mashed per se, only crunched. The bottom pan was jerked up ripping out a few bolts jamming the fan into the cowling and putting a real Slackerjaw hurt on the motor balance. Feliz Navidad